About
Talking the Birds
Before moves are made and dreams are fulfilled, the road that they travel leads to the NFL.
Photo via Philadelphia Eagles
About Bryce: Growing up outside of Philly, Bryce naturally became a Philadelphia Eagles fan. Through his faithful following of his team, coupled with a healthy dose of Madden '04 franchise mode, Bryce eventually began to become fascinated with the inner workings of an NFL front office, specifically, leading up to the NFL Draft. Hours upon hours viewing NFL network led to even more hours of watching game film of NCAA players on Youtube. Bryce began putting out mock drafts and draft boards for the Eagles. His first claim to fame was the predicting the unexpected drafting of Brandon Graham, while, in post-draft analysis, he correctly predicted the futures of Trent Richards, Robert Griffin III, and Kirk Cousins at their first teams, respectively. This knack led to higher production efforts for Bryce's work, eventually leading his proudest creation: Talking the Birds.
Frequenly Asked Questions
•Why Talking the Birds?
Because I’m talking about the Birds, yo.
•Where are you from?
Vaguely: between Venus and Mars; less vaguely: between Ohio and New Jersey.
•Where are you on a scale of one to Mike Mayock?
Probably somewhere between Rebecca Black and William Hung. I do like to think that I know something about football, though...maybe, Cris Collinsworth?
•What are you hoping to get out of Talking The Birds?
I want to write storylines for the WWE, host a late night talkshow, and write a sitcom - how this fits in, I have no idea.
•Why don’t you write about more NFL teams?
Well, between all of the work that I do for the children with terminal illnesses and those long walks on the beach, I don’t know. What I do know is that I really like cinnamon toast.
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•Who will the Browns draft?
The wrong guy. Or, they'll trade back with another team who will then draft the guy that the Browns should've drafted.
•Do you write about anything other than sports?
I creatively write both serious and humorous shorts
•Whose line is it anyways?
The smart answer would be ABC's, right?
